let's swap links
I will put your link on my homepage if and only if...
- You post my link in a similarly conspicuous place on your homepage
- Your site gets more traffic than my ex-girlfriends' collective vaginas
- Your site isn't gayer than Neverland Ranch
- You perform three miracles contributing to my financial gain
If you fulfill each and every one of the above criteria, send me an email at email@example.com. If I'm in a good mood, you're not an idiot, and the stars are aligned, I'll think about it and get back to you. Maybe.