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This site kicks so much ass, it's almost starting to hurt my foot. Too bad my foot is immune to pussy-foot syndrome, which is more than I can say for the rest of America. Here, you won't find writing that pussy-foots around taboo subjects, uses political correctness, or otherwise minces words. You'll get rock solid knowledge injected straight into your dome piece. Read more about Itchyflight.com...
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09-03-10: Incentive for Women to Lose Weight
09-02-10: Smokin' Hot Girl in Sexy Dress
09-01-10: Funny Jokes
08-31-10: Women are a Hazardous Element
08-30-10: Hot Girls in Bikinis
04-19-10: Red Flags to Look for in Relationships
03-17-10: 10 Reasons You Should Apply to Law School
02-14-10: Myspace, Facebook, and the Social Ineptitude they Foster
01-27-10: The Four Animals Men Need
01-09-09: Waiting for my Nuts to Drop
01-02-09: How not to Argue - Part 2
01-01-09: Poker, Driving, and Sex - Everyone's an Expert
01-01-09: How not to Argue
12-16-08: You Might Be a Slut If…
07-17-08: People You Should Hate - Part 2
10-24-08: Why We Need Tort Reform
10-23-08: Why Women Are Like Cars
09-04-08: Ineffective Communication
08-28-08: The Reality of Law School
08-28-08: How Not to Make Friends
08-11-08: What is Love?
08-11-08: Sneaky Things to do to People You Hate
08-10-08: Guys Can Be Scumbags Too
08-05-08: How to Deal with Shitty Drivers
08-04-08: Life Direction
08-??-08: Hilarious Sexist Jokes Explained
08-??-08: Out of Body Experience
08-??-08: Redundancy and Unnecessary Repetition
07-01-08: No More Apologies
06-18-08: The Four Animals Women Need
06-18-08: Where Atheists and Science Fall Short
06-17-08: Boiling Frog Syndrome
06-09-08: How to Get the Girl, Not
06-08-08: Choosing Where to Live
06-08-08: Smoking Will Not Help You Get Laid
05-26-08: Skinny Bitch: A Book Review
05-15-08: Desperate for attention on Facebook? Don't be.
05-03-08: Ladies Night: Helping Sluts Feel Classy Since 1833
04-19-08: Think Before You Talk
04-04-08: Frat Boys Epitomize the Word Douche
03-05-08: I Am as Dumb as I Look
02-??-08: The Effect I Have on Girls
02-15-08: A Day in the Life of my Kitten
02-06-08: Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut
02-04-08: Sex and the City Quotes Make Women Look Bad
12-17-07: You Get What You Give
12-13-07: Advice for Sluts
11-28-07: You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else
11-28-07: How to Have GREAT Sex
11-19-07: Reasoning with Women is like Pissing in the Wind
11-15-07: People You Should Hate
10-??-07: Sexual Innuendos in Transformers
Disclaimer:
These articles do not reflect my views and opinions of all women. Just a vast majority. Of course I don’t believe that women should be owned, abused, or otherwise treated as inferior to men. However we mustn’t overlook the obvious truth that there is a time and a place for women to speak, and that, incidentally, is never in my presence. If you find any of my writing offensive on any level, then my only explanation is that it must apply to you, as a strong
and independent
woman without any insecurities (such as penis envy
or suppressed lesbian curiosity
) would have no reason to become defensive regarding these childish quips. Also, anyone with a shred of common sense would immediately grasp that most if not all of what I write is too absurd to be taken seriously. With all that said, if you don’t like what I write, don’t fucking read it. Go watch Lifetime. Or Doctor Phil. Otherwise, have a nice day. And by have a nice day I mean go fuck yourself.
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