Why Women Are Like Cars
written October 23, 2008
Insecurity: the gift that keeps on giving.
- Tucker Max
You don't need to understand the dynamics of the internal combustion engine to know how to drive a car. Similarly, you don't need to understand the dynamics underlying all insecurities and delusional tendencies to know when a girl is a lying whore.
If you try to describe the color blue to a blind man, you might be at a loss for words. But we all know it when we see it. It’s the same with females. I may not be able to point out every little thing a girl says or does that detracts from her trustworthiness, respectability, and overall appeal, but I can certainly differentiate between who I’d like to take home to mom and who I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. With that in mind, I’d like to tell all the girls reading this--you know who you are--stop acting so surprised and offended when we call you out for emitting the vibe of a tramp. And if you're going to wear a low-cut shirt, you can't get offended when we gawk at your tits.
Don’t fish for compliments; it’s annoying. If you’re hot and you want us to tell you that you’re hot, you have to earn it. It’s one thing to be pretty - that’s commonplace. It’s another thing to be pretty while trustworthy, interesting, and all around respectable. We like to reserve our compliments for those girls. Except for the guys who are just out to get laid; they like to dish out unwarranted flattery because they know you feed off any and all attention. Girls who take those compliments seriously degrade the name of respectable women elsewhere. Stop doing it.
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